Waiting on the 57 bus again. I swear I’m going to find an alternate route even if its an hour out of my way. This damn bus will be the iceberg flavored toothpick that pushes me off into the arctic ocean of insanity. As I stepped on and bounced my wallet against the card reader […]
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The Cobra in the Conference Room: Part I
I think it was around 8:30 in the morning when I first realized there might be a cobra in the conference room. I was sitting at my desk, enjoying the ambient silence of the unoccupied office. The morning is my favorite time of the day at work, mostly because without distraction you can get a […]
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A short story about the oddly superimposed man in my retina
Upside down lollipop man I wish you would go find a nice patch of desert on some Egyptian plane of existence where you aren’t cool unless you’re a cat and just die your damn self out already. I’ve been watching you through my retina, superimposed and upside down as is your preference, licking your lollipop […]
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